What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Live stream.
 
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street?

Traffic jam.
 
My math teacher called me average. She’s so mean!
 
I threw a boomerang a couple years ago; I now live in constant fear.
 
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
 
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
 
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
 
I like to hold hands at the movies, which always seems to startle strangers.
 
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!
 
On my wedding day, my mom told my bride, “No refunds, no exchanges on sale items."
 
Guy staring at an ambulance in front of Whole Foods: “Somebody must have accidentally eaten gluten.”
 
What do Maths Teachers eat for Breakfast? Pi
What do Maths Teachers eat for Lunch? Pi
What do Maths Teachers eat for Dinner? Fish and Chips!! They are fed up with Pi!!


My hubby told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well if I knew the answer I would not be asking you!
 
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I laughed entirely too hard at the chicken one. What is wrong with me? :lol:
 
I was admiring my aunt’s necklace when she surprised me by announcing, “I’m leaving it to you in my will.” I was overjoyed, perhaps too much. “Oh!” I shouted. “I’m looking forward to that!”
 
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