Thinking no one could hear me as I loaded a UPS tractor trailer, I began to whistle. I was really getting into it when a coworker in the next trailer poked his head in. “You know, I always used to wish I could whistle,” he said. “Now I just wish you could.”
 
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.

(Neither did roads. But we’ll let that slide for humour purposes!)
 
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
 
Why did Adele cross the road? To say Hello from the other side!! lol
 
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